You have to find the right distance between people. Too close, and they overwhelm you. Too far, and they abandon you.
I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes.
— Ferdinand von Schrubentaufft
People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like: ‘be realistic.’
— Dylan Moran (via chubbyr)
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence
— H. L. Mencken
I’m not sure if that’s a compliment to you or not….that I would rather fap to you than have actual sex with another woman.
Be careful that the person you fall in love with is worth it, to you.
— Blue Valentine (via warwhatwar)