I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes.
— Ferdinand von Schrubentaufft
People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like: ‘be realistic.’
— Dylan Moran (via chubbyr)
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence
— H. L. Mencken
I’m not sure if that’s a compliment to you or not….that I would rather fap to you than have actual sex with another woman.
Be careful that the person you fall in love with is worth it, to you.
— Blue Valentine (via warwhatwar)