sexualremarks:

*sobs violently as my reproductive system rips itself apart in a spite-filled act of anger bc im not pregnant*

(via eclipsevalthorn)

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

(via sadzombiegirl)

frostlawyer:

Things I Should Be Doing

  • so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

  • any of that

(Source: aroharveyspecter, via mitzzy)

Cute boy thing:

— We were laying in bed before he had to go to work, and he put his hand on my cheek and said “I love you” before cuddling up.

Happy anniversary to me and this buttface :)

And, as is tradition on my birthday, I bring you cake cat.

And, as is tradition on my birthday, I bring you cake cat.

That awkward moment when you have sex dreams about a fictional character

I am ok with this.

The other day in class, a girl raised her hand and asked

"Can we move the second test? We have a paper due that day, and a test for another class, and it’s a lot to do."

The teacher looked her right in the eye and said

"Didn’t you hear? We don’t do that in big people school."

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