That awkward moment when you have sex dreams about a fictional character
I am ok with this.
The other day in class, a girl raised her hand and asked
"Can we move the second test? We have a paper due that day, and a test for another class, and it’s a lot to do."
The teacher looked her right in the eye and said
"Didn’t you hear? We don’t do that in big people school."
If you’ll excuse me, I have some serious cat cuddling and sobbing to attend to.
So I’m at my moms and she lives in like this housing complex thing and it’s 2:45 am and people keep hopping over the fence (like 5 in the last hour alone), and it squeaks and I hear voices out the window and it gives me a little heart attack every time
The playoffs always kill me a little bit inside. So much unnecessary stress I inflict on myself